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29 KB我同我女友似父女多過情侶... 名稱: 無名氏 [15/07/31(五)16:30 ID:XCLHKmcM] No.15211 22推 [回應]
雖然諗過發戀愛版,但香港女仔都係係番香港版問

我同我女友拍左拖半年,但呢半年入面既相處
根本係養緊女啊!!我幾時有個咁大既女架?

利申一下,女友佢品性幾好,同佢去玩多數AA
只係有時見我唔係咁好意思時,先會要求我請去吃M記朱古力新地
之前佢生日我送左盒盒蛋俾佢,佢就好開心(我係死宅佢係腐女)
物質上要求唔高,個樣普普通通,但胸幾大~

小缺點多少都有d
好似佢食野食得好清,有次唔知帶左佢吃辣,佢根本係喊住食
同埋佢要衝cafe衝活動時,成個人差唔多神隱左
但都唔係好難接受到

最難接受係……無炮打,ok算,拍左半年姐
但平日既接觸可以親密小小掛?
邊有女朋友拖手既方法係拖住條仔既手指架?
我都試過由我拖,但佢好快要我放開,因為手汗整到佢唔係好舒服
俾男朋友抱住,會一秒話公眾場合唔好意思
好啦,唔公眾場合,我錫佢耐d,佢就開始叫唔好…

最近,也是唯一成功的就係我推過佢,就真係"推倒"……
只係咁都嚇到佢臉色發青,成個身不停係到震
我個心情同附圖一樣,都快軟掉!
結果只是抓住佢隻手打下飛機…
然後佢就尷尷尬尬躲了我幾日,宜家好番d

我知我係佢第一任男友,佢身邊既朋友都好照顧佢
佢地一班女仔去燒野食,佢一向只係負責食
因為佢d朋友會燒俾佢,男友力超強

平日迷迷糊糊,有d呆萌
以前覺得呆萌幾得意既,但係……我已經有d想分手了

醒醒啊,原來我冇女友得女兒…
唉……
無名氏 : 半年話長唔長,但記得坦誠,講清講楚,兩人關係要升級唔係你一個人既事,一步步黎。唔耐煩?咁當我冇講過(mApQM3wg)(15/07/31 17:37:34)
無名氏 : 老實說,物質要求唔高同時又有相同宅興趣,而且"應該"沒有港女壞脾氣.香港已經差不多絕種.請多多珍惜.(D22Uu1lk)(15/07/31 18:48:11)
無名氏 : 除左腐毒太深,會為CP買買買,認真對研究下D男人屁股之外,真係無咩壞脾氣(我都成間房figure)(XCLHKmcM)(15/07/31 19:25:23)
唔記得左講我係原PO : 呢方面…我都有同佢講過,佢話太快未習慣到,但半年啦……諸君,我好想屌我女友啊!(XCLHKmcM)(15/07/31 19:27:16)
無名氏 : 真的想話你唔好成隻狗咁樣LA,炒飯你情我願先可進行的.建議你比D工口動漫比你女友一起欣賞(逃(NfgTIZfY)(15/07/31 20:01:30)
無名氏 : 「結果只是抓住佢隻手打下飛機」好嘔心,你有無諗過佢感受:0)(uYmCtVcY)(15/07/31 20:18:12)
無名氏 : 我都想話樓上說的事,請你先讓你女友接受到你的擁抱+KISS再來下一步(NfgTIZfY)(15/07/31 20:22:59)
無名氏 : 到底原PO想要個女友 還是想要個砲友呢(gxRABGGw)(15/07/31 21:01:03)
無名氏 : 其實佢d工口本仲多過我...(XCLHKmcM)(15/07/31 23:57:27)
無名氏 : 咩工口本先..乙女定BL?(wB4RXAcQ)(15/08/01 00:09:53)
無名氏 : 感覺你女友只係想搵個男人陪(COp8n0lY)(15/08/01 00:32:06)
鬼父可期[?] : 結果太太戴住假撚同你話"黎,彎腰勒[ry"(ybT8XpH.)(15/08/01 09:16:51)
無名氏 : 原PO可燒(u5WRBfUI)(15/08/01 09:45:29)
無名氏 : 1)唔好想啦,即係分手唔好拖住人地好女仔 2)你都係去叫雞啦,搞咁多野又咪係想食蝦條(Eq/B56sw)(15/08/01 20:23:20)
女島民 : 有D純品既女仔會唔敢同人太親密特別需要耐性培養安全感,你唔肯付出耐性就搵個唔需要耐性任上既港女OK?(VlNXvRHs)(15/08/01 21:26:34)
女島民+1 : 原PO女友差點被推倒(強?)驚嚇完之後俾人捉住隻手打飛機, 我睇文都覺得原PO好得人驚...(7xdZWLes)(15/08/02 01:05:27)
接上 : 你係想推人定想同佢過人世先? 如果你真係覺得呢段關係冇性冇抽插就似湊女o既話, 你地都係分手啦(7xdZWLes)(15/08/02 01:11:55)
女島民+2 : 始終你女友第一次同男仔拍拖係要比D時間佢適應 睇二次元同三次元唔可以撈埋一齊講(好似係(2bITyR.Q)(15/08/02 02:00:38)
接上 : BTW我都覺原PO好得人驚 未經同意就捉住人手打飛機 只係避你幾日都算係咁:0)(2bITyR.Q)(15/08/02 02:01:42)
無名氏 : 原PO你試下同女友講分手,看她會有什麼反應(CDkjapDs)(15/08/03 01:31:48)
無名氏 : 咪話女人,男人老狗如我睇完都覺得唔舒服:o)(XHNOHiTU)(15/08/03 17:34:55)
無名氏 : 講到尾你都只係想卜野(wBgh7Iig)(15/08/08 19:51:55)
類別: Too long; didn't read, 結婚先可以推, 唔通你想要一個俾你打炮既惡質港女?, 名討論實放閃, FFF:燒, 博屌, 曲線釣大量母島民w [編輯]
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無標題 名稱: 無名氏 [15/08/09(日)20:10 ID:PlyUjPus] No.15286 4推  
其實你有無諗過一樣好緊要嘅嘢?
人哋係腐女
鐘意嘅係男人同男人
唔係男人同女人
有無諗過如果你想要鈎起佢嘅性欲最快嘅方法係喺正佢面前同另一個男人做一次先?
無名氏 : 來,淘屌幹PO(YU.w02Uo)(15/08/09 21:17:06)
無名氏 : 可能原PO同另一個男人做一次之後,腐女友再用假屌推多次原PO之後先得www(DKSjqpWY)(15/08/09 22:32:54)
原po : 喂喂...上面先講完2次元同3次元既價值觀唔同...(b6i8Mo.I)(15/08/12 02:34:21)
無名氏 : 咁又係你自己講嘅,話佢係腐女佢睇肉本無理由現實就咁抗拒架嘛,你又知佢唔想睇你同男人做?(EWTcy5ng)(15/08/12 13:46:52)
無標題 名稱: 無名氏 [15/08/09(日)22:04 ID:LAbGuY0U] No.15287   
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>>No.15286
咁都比你諗到…林友德,你好野!

好~原PO~嗱~睇你啦~
為左同自己女朋友愛愛
你可以去到幾盡?
無標題 名稱: 無名氏 [15/08/10(一)11:23 ID:0KqyESSQ] No.15292 1推  
最難接受係……無炮打
無名氏 : 難過咪斷_根囉(IQl.2nOc)(15/08/11 18:23:11)
無標題 名稱: 無名氏 [15/08/11(二)20:06 ID:Y/hwPNEc] No.15297 2推  
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>>No.15292
那就來打炮吧(脫
原PO女友(誤 : 最難接受係……佢唔肯同男人打炮,平日既接觸可以親密小小掛?只係咁都嚇到佢臉色發青,成個身不停係到震(riW/GHp.)(15/08/11 20:54:43)
別小看島民 : 如果對方有勇氣咁可愛,我一定有勇氣掏(ry...阿部就難講d啦(b6i8Mo.I)(15/08/12 02:36:43)
無標題 名稱: 無名氏 [15/08/12(三)20:19 ID:RS5SSKZk] No.15298 1推  
條女跟本對你無FEEL,

因為未開發咩都唔識好似係咁

我當年食D妹妹仔都遇到咁上下問題
無名氏 : 處女真麻煩(!?(NxM6eSVA)(15/08/15 02:07:01)
無標題 名稱: 無名氏 [15/09/03(四)23:17 ID:VTjaMF8s] No.15392   
最討厭強加自己諗法落對方道既人,太可怕,希望原po早日分手m(_ _)m
無標題 名稱: 無名氏 [15/09/04(五)12:36 ID:jaxtmWOk] No.15393   
原PO可以揾下咩係柏拉圖式愛情再和女友討論一下,如果佢認同
咁你就揾過個啦

利申:有睇哲學書,會考修BIO,遍向相信後者
無標題 名稱: 原PO [15/09/05(六)21:16 ID:lHb3vVos] No.15399 4推  
今日成班人去迪士尼,同行有D都係情侶
諗住呢D地方應該唔洗怕醜
拖下手攬下腰錫下之類應該無野啦
結果呢D機會又唔屬於我……

柏拉圖式愛情呢個問題我都有同女友講
都好直接話給佢聽我有想同佢親熱D既慾望
佢都答應我會努力試下,接受男女朋友之間會做既親密行為
但過左成個月進展為零……啊,唔係都有既
係非公眾場合(我家)係我要求下,佢試過主動錫過我……塊面
……我又養緊女…

我本身是想找個聽話純品既女仔過人世,唔會諗住中出即飛既
畢竟我都唔細,打算三十二、三左右結婚或者同居先
不過…我年底都三十了,過多三年佢如果仲係咁咁點算……

順道回回提議叫雞既
我是想同女友做,而唔係純粹打炮
找個炮友打一炮容咩易,反正我女友都冇咩機心
唔會變SCHOOL DAYS
無名氏 : 咁你都係快啲同人哋分手,唔好擔誤人哋好女仔嘅青春,佢值得更好(AW8kC./g)(15/09/05 23:48:03)
無名氏 : 拖手都冇?(xJmF2kqA)(15/09/06 09:32:21)
無名氏 : 咁你都係快啲同人哋分手,唔好擔誤人哋好女仔嘅青春,佢值得更好+1(NUOBGi4w)(15/09/08 05:27:00)
無名氏 : 我諗返起上面o個句"結果只是抓住佢隻手打下飛機"...咁我覺得冇拖手都可以理解喎......(UHlzRYW6)(15/09/10 12:48:47)
無標題 名稱: 無名氏 [15/09/05(六)23:45 ID:AW8kC./g] No.15400 5推  
>小缺點多少都有d
>好似佢食野食得好清,有次唔知帶左佢吃辣,佢根本係喊住食

咁樣都算係缺點?你係邊度唔識世界嘅少爺仔?你嘅德育唔合格快去重修
快啲同人分手等佢可以搵過主好人家啦~

最接受唔到係明明件事係啱嘅俾人扭曲成錯...

例如人哋唔想浪費食物所以食嘢食得好乾淨;保守所以唔想婚前性行為等等...

仲有,二次元鍾意睇肉本唔等於三次元性觀念開放,
你嘅邏輯思維都要重修。
原PO : 其實唔吃辣並唔係缺點,而是明知我會帶佢食辣自己唔食得又係到死頂…(bAes71uA)(15/09/08 21:59:16)
無名氏 : 問佢點解佢又話之前我問佢食咩,佢答隨便無所謂,所以唔好意思BAND我,結果頂硬上(bAes71uA)(15/09/08 22:00:31)
無名氏 : 不過之後佢都醒左,至少都識講唔想食D咩(bAes71uA)(15/09/08 22:01:01)
無名氏 : 咁老實問原po,你是愛她還是只是想找一個性伴?或者說,你是想找她當女朋友還是只是想找女朋友?(F/2AxzpY)(15/09/21 20:48:51)
無名氏 : 後者的話,放過她。(F/2AxzpY)(15/09/21 20:49:14)
無標題 名稱: 無名氏 [15/09/06(日)09:29 ID:l26sJAy.] No.15401   
我願意代替你養女
請(ry

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116 KBHong Kong Is Becoming Dangerously Polarized 名稱: 無名氏 [14/06/21(六)12:20 ID:i.JQx9aY] No.9830 4推 [回應]
For years after the return of Hong Kong to Chinese sovereignty in 1997, China's leaders surprised the world by adhering scrupulously to Hong Kong's unusual political set-up of "one country, two systems".

Under the terms of the handover, Hong Kong was to retain a high degree of autonomy for 50 years, an ingenious solution for reintegration of a former colony.
無名氏 : 四隻字:過橋抽板(RpmkRF3.)(14/06/22 15:43:02)
無名氏 : 兩個字:無賴(zIdTmYcA)(14/06/23 04:44:42)
無名氏 : 呢篇Intro比鬼佬知香港大概咩事(0tixDnTI)(14/06/23 09:57:58)
無名氏 : 一個字: 屌!(iNKSkzxg)(14/06/23 10:54:41)
類別: Too long; didn't read, 已摺, 某些大陸板友唔識英文, 匿名板都睇得出係咪大陸板友不如你轉行做偵探啦, 離地中產去晒邊? [編輯]
無標題 名稱: 無名氏 [14/06/21(六)12:20 ID:i.JQx9aY] No.9831 1推  
In recent years, however, party leaders in Beijing have become less respectful of that system, and that is stirring up resentment.

On June 22nd a protest group called Occupy Central will hold an informal referendum on Hong Kong's politics. Since 1997 Hong Kong's chief executive has been chosen by a hand-picked committee of 1,200 local worthies, all friends of Beijing. China has promised that in 2017 the choice will be by "universal suffrage", but it still insists that the candidates must be chosen by the worthies. This weekend's referendum offers voters three choices, all of which give Hong Kongers the right to choose the candidates. Occupy Central says it will promote the most popular option. China has said none is acceptable.
Bradley : Tk81vv http://www.FyLitCl7Pf7kjQdDUOLQOuaxTXbj5iNG(uV3TmOTY)(15/10/23 03:44:06)
無標題 名稱: 無名氏 [14/06/21(六)12:21 ID:i.JQx9aY] No.9832   
To add spice to all this, the regime in Beijing has issued a white paper reminding the territory that Hong Kong's "autonomy" is entirely at the discretion of China's leaders. It adds that the judiciary is part of the government and has a "basic political requirement" to "be patriotic". That flies in the face of Hong Kong's independent judiciary and its common-law, English legal system. The response of many Hong Kongers has been more angry than at anything since 1997. Occupy Central has threatened to bring the business district to a standstill.

It will come as no great surprise that this newspaper thinks the chief executive should be chosen democratically. The Beijing government would have done better to stick to its original promise, not least because in a free election Hong Kongers would have probably chosen a pro-China candidate anyway. Now that such an election is an impossibility, both sides should be looking for a way to climb down.
When A Panda Throws Its Weight Around
無標題 名稱: 無名氏 [14/06/21(六)12:21 ID:i.JQx9aY] No.9833 1推  
For the democracy activists, that means accepting that most Hong Kongers are pragmatists. However suspicious they are of the Communist Party, they are also disinclined to back radical street politics. Hong Kong is still freer (and richer) than the rest of China. Provoking a clampdown hardly seems wise.

But neither is China's hardline stance. Many Hong Kongers moved towards the radicals' camp after a senior mainland figure talked about dealing with disorder by sending in the Chinese army. Attacking the independence of the judiciary in the white paper was also barmy, even by the undemocratic regime's own aims. The economy is still its priority, and Hong Kong is its most global financial centre. Rule of law and press freedom are the foundations of Hong Kong's prosperity (and a reason why Shanghai still has not caught up). If China's president, Xi Jinping, is serious about fighting corruption, then he should be working out how the legal system of the rest of the country can become more like Hong Kong's.

China is harming itself in other ways. By breaking promises to Hong Kong, it is hardly reassuring Taiwanese voters that "one country, two systems" could be the basis for reunification. And by throwing its weight around, it is doing nothing for its image as a bully in the region. This week an attempt to patch up things with Vietnam failed noisily. A showdown in Hong Kong will not help China's peaceful rise.
Bradley : qoY3gB http://www.FyLitCl7Pf7kjQdDUOLQOuaxTXbj5iNG(Lcmsjm8g)(15/10/25 10:12:44)
無標題 名稱: 無名氏 [14/06/23(一)01:32 ID:abIZi9UU] No.9906   
they dont give a fuck as they have arms:)

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